publication date: Saturday, August 30, 2008 (part of Round XXXV)

category: Sports

clue: You'd have to be stoned to think you can boss around a president.

explanation: Rockne was a famous football coach for the University of Notre Dame. He was immortalized in the film Knute Rockne, All-American, which starred a young Ronald Reagan as George "Gipper" Gipp, one of his players. more…

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Richard Slominsky, and Justin Woods

trivia: This goo was originally created for Stoned Week in January 2006.


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