Celebrity Goo Game
Where pop-culture trivia makes funny faces.
How well do you know famous actors, musicians, athletes, newsmakers, and other celebrities? In Celebrity Goo Game, a distorted photograph of a famous person (a "goo") is published daily, along with a few hints. Guess correctly and you'll enter the monthly competition, where each winner earns a gift-card prize.
How to Play
Read a brief description of how Celebrity Goo Game is played: The schedule of play, the basic rules of the competition, and assorted rules for fair play. Learn more...
Play Now
Ready to begin? Start here with the current celebrity goos, which you must name judging only by the warped photograph and a few clues in the caption. Begin playing...
Browse Goos
This game has been running for years, and there's a lot more fun to be had by browsing the archive of old goos and trying to solve them again. You might even gain a new perspective on current goos. Begin browsing...
Player Achievements
We make a point of celebrating the players whose dedication to the game leads to victory and other accomplishments. The various awards, titles, and honors earned by players are listed here. Learn more...
Today's Goo
Government
This senator and Bronze Star recipient from South Carolina has pissed off so many liberals, MAGA voters, and Never Trump conservatives alike that to many people, his middle name might as well be Fucking.
Guess NowOther Current Goos
Movies
His villains in films like Pulp Fiction, The Mask, Under Siege 2, and Judgment Night helped to make this character actor a familiar face in the 1990s. Go »
Philosophy
When you need someone to critique postmodernism, call this Canadian professor. Just don't call him a Nazi, as he did with Friedrich Nietzsche. Go »
Opinion
He was so invested in conspiracy theories about the idea of infiltrators advocating for U.S. policy changes that he invested in a political advocacy group who conspired to make their ideas infiltrate U.S. policy-making. Go »
Music
Hopefully he charged a good fee for his work with Huey Lewis and the News, Van Morrison, Elvis Costello, and many other rock musicians, because his brothers go through a lot of doobies. Go »
Government
That a 34-year-old Muslim Socialist would be the next mayor of New York, once inconceivable, just became inevitable. Go »
