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Best doormat phrase
Our dog is not a biter - he's a humper.
You are here X
This is not a joke. If you ever want to see these people again, leave a 5 lb. rib roast on the back porch. Signed, the dog.
Come back with a warrant
Nice underwear
Please stay on the mat. Your visit is very important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received.
I'm really glad to see you. But then again, I lie like a mat.
Other (explain)
Jackie Mason | April 14, 2011
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Tony Peters | April 14, 2011
Beware the dog .......cat
Scott Hardie | April 17, 2011
"I'm tired of being a doormat to you people. All you do is walk all over me."
Matthew Preston | April 17, 2011
Secret door-key hiding place.
Steve West | April 17, 2011
Ha! That one might just be a winner.
Jackie Mason | April 17, 2011
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Steve West | April 14, 2011
Brenda has decided to weave a new doormat and will allow me to put whatever phrase on it I want. So many thoughts come to mind...