From the looks of things, you'd think it takes an advanced degree to refill an ice cube tray. I guess if I don't want to spend the next half hour skimming ice slivers off of sluggishly freezing cube slots, I might as well just go out and buy a ten pound bag.

What do you mean, I'm the only one who lives here?!?!? No lip from you!


AdriRant

Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

Dangit!

Newest goo! Totally asinine guess! Realized I was wrong after I'd had the guess confirmation thingy! Go »

I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise

Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. Go »

The United States of Walmart

Walmart: Worst. Store. Ever. Go »

Why Squeezeable Bottles Suck....

Scott's right, it would be hard to get tuna into them. But why oh why oh why oh why must they design those bottles to be so evil? You squeeze and squeeze them, and they only make farting sounds. Go »

A Letter To The Director

Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »

Adrianne's Dumbest Goo Moments

1. Guessed Lou Ferrigno for Steve Michalik 2. Very nearly guessed Anita Barone for Brittany Snow 3. Go »