My weight loss plan – which has become our weight loss plan, since Kelly intends to do just about everything I do – is on hold until I can recover from the move, which took my last penny and then some. On the bright side, I've been eating less since getting together with Kelly, and I burned what felt like a week's worth of calories during that move. We should start walking soon before we settle into a daily routine. :-\


Four Replies to WLW: No Payin', No Gain

Anna Gregoline | February 7, 2008
In the meantime, stock up on healthy cheap things, like carrot sticks and hummus, tons of fruits and veggies. You won't feel bad about eating them and they will help fill you up. We've been trying to inject fruits and veggies with every meal and it helps with the energy.

Just a suggestion, I'm sorry if that is not welcome. We all love you and want you to succeed!

Allison Bair | February 7, 2008
If Kelly's on board with you, it'll be a lot easier. It can be pretty miserable when everyone around you is doing the opposite of what you're trying to do. Good luck!

Kelly Lee | February 7, 2008
WE WALK! TONIGHT!

or at least I'm going to, if you wanna join me, I would enjoy it.

Jackie Mason | February 10, 2008
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