The person next to me was not there to watch the film, but rather to rotate the contents of six paper bags.


AdriRant

Adrianne Rodgers complains about life and all its little nuisances. Read more »

A Letter To The Director

Dear Uwe Boll. Stop it. Oh for the love of god please stop it. Go »

A List of Things That Tick Me Off

1. Crusty old binnies who accuse the current generation of being selfish as they don mink coats and drive down to Florida in Lexus convertibles with lambskin seats. 2. Go »

Empty Ice Trays..

From the looks of things, you'd think it takes an advanced degree to refill an ice cube tray. I guess if I don't want to spend the next half hour skimming ice slivers off of sluggishly freezing cube slots, I might as well just go out and buy a ten pound bag. What do you mean, I'm the only one who lives here?!?!? Go »

The Black-Eyed Peas Must Be Stopped

Seriously. We've all heard that "My Humps" song they put out. The first time I heard it, I refused to believe that it came from the Blackeyed Peas. Go »

I Got Tuna Fish In The Mayonnaise

Which is far worse than getting jelly in the peanut butter. The spot of tuna has begun to fester and spread, leaving a repulsive brown stain. Lunch is ruined. Go »

Two Obnoxoius Teenage SubCultures

Goths vs. Emos...this isn't going to win me any friends in the high school set.... Go »