Scott Hardie: “It sucked.”

I don't know why I bothered watching this. I'm just not in this movie's demographic. I should have backed out as soon as the words "An ABC Family Production" came on. It's corny, dull, and dim-witted, the kind of movie where you can predict every next line of dialogue, except it comes out with even less wit than you expected. If you're a young person unfamiliar with Romeo & Juliet and the year is 2005, have I got a movie for you.

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