Current Goos
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Friday, September 11, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Friday, September 18
category: 
Victims
clue: He fell just before the towers did, becoming the unwitting subject of a striking photograph that made him both an enigma (his identity has never been officially confirmed) and instantly recognizable as a symbol of loss, grief, and tragedy that haunts to this day.
intended difficulty: very easy
solved by: Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Thursday, September 10, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Thursday, September 17
category: 
Music
clue: Lucy Lang through Qi sang poochy fang boujie slang. Sushi tang, douchi thang, scooch Yichang to Jieyang, Smoochy hang, hoochie bang, view she-wang, ooh gee dang.
intended difficulty: very hard
solved by: no one yet
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Wednesday, September 9, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Wednesday, September 16
category: Music
clue: This British singer provided the panacea for Tim Burton when designing Edward Scissorhands, Neil Gaiman when designing Dream, and James O'Barr when designing the Crow.
intended difficulty: very easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Tuesday, September 8, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Tuesday, September 15
category: 
Cuisine
clue: Nearly half of her life ago, she baked up the idea for a food blog that she has since harvested to produce four cookbooks and a variety of brand partnerships.
intended difficulty: hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Monday, September 7, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Monday, September 14
category: 
Crime
clue: This notorious CEO served twelve years in prison for conspiring to commit fraud. Said to have adored Richard Dawkins's book The Selfish Gene, perhaps he should have been more like his brother and gone into weather forecasting.
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Sunday, September 6, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Sunday, September 13
category: 
Literature
clue: This queer junkie was a cut-up at parties, known for taking his lunch in the nude.
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Saturday, September 5, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Saturday, September 12
category: 
Dance
clue: Dance like a spider. Sting like a vinegaroon.
intended difficulty: very hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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Recent Goos
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Tionne Watkins
Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins rose to fame as a member of TLC, with Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes and Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas. Her solo hits include "Touch Myself" and "My Getaway," and she contributed vocals to Da Brat's hit single "Ghetto Love." Go »
Cecilia Chiang
Chiang founded and operated The Mandarin, widely considered one of the most influential restaurants in America. Her son Philip co-founded P.F. Chang's. Go »
Frances Haugen
Haugen was the source of a 2021 Facebook leak that exposed how the company consistently prioritized its own profit over public safety when it came to vaccine misinformation, human trafficking, mental health, and more. She subsequently released her memoir about the experience, The Power of One. Go »
Wendell Johnson
Johnson was an influential scientist in the field of speech-language pathology, drawn to it by his own stuttering. Decades after his 1965 death, it came to light that he had arranged for an experiment (nicknamed the "Monster Study") that convinced non-stuttering children that they had significant speech impediments, altering their personalities and profoundly affecting the arc of their lives. Go »
Stella Lefty
Lefty scored a hit in 2026 with "Boston." Go »
Rick Baker
Baker's Oscars wins include An American Werewolf in London, The Wolfman, Harry and the Henders, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Men in Black, Ed Wood, and The Nutty Professor. Go »
Dolly Parton
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