Current Goos
Can you solve the goos below? You'll improve your score if you do. Good luck! For more information, see How to Play.
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Monday, April 20, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Monday, April 27
category: 
Crime
clue: Some men just want to watch the toilet paper burn.
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: no one yet
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Sunday, April 19, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Sunday, April 26
category: 
Science
clue: This old, deaf, bearded recluse in a log cabin famously avoided Russian society. Perhaps his equations about rocket trajectory, escape velocity, and rocket fuel combustion allowed Soviet cosmonauts to live out his dream of leaving Russian society altogether.
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Saturday, April 18, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Saturday, April 25
category: 
Movies
clue: Her best-known films were adapted from a novel by Sue Kaufman, a novel by John Updike, a novel by John Farris, and the Book of Revelation.
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Friday, April 17, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Friday, April 24
category: 
Family
clue: He lacked the clear vision and bolt of inspiration that motivated his revolutionary father, although he was not the last New Jersey governor to be in trouble with the legal authorities.
intended difficulty: hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Thursday, April 16, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Thursday, April 23
category: 
Sports
clue: If you recognize this pioneer of college football (even though he actually coached three sports) who saved the game by advocating for the forward pass, congratulations: Here's your trophy.
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Wednesday, April 15, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Wednesday, April 22
category: Sports
clue: He's been a hit every day with his older bro on Vine and YouTube.
intended difficulty: very easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and LaVonne Lemler
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Tuesday, April 14, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Tuesday, April 21
category: 
Business
clue: This industrialist needed lots of cotton cloth to hold his powerful boobs of steel, the largest set of boobs in India, if I'm translating correctly.
intended difficulty: medium
do-over: This is a "do-over" goo, inspired by incorrect guesses for a recent previous goo.
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, Richard Slominsky, and LaVonne Lemler
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Recent Goos
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Horatio Collins King
King lost in the 1895 election for Secretary of State of New York and the 1912 election for New York State Comptroller. His father Horatio King set a record for the shortest tenure of Postmaster General in national history, inspiring a previous goo. Go »
Ernest Green
Green was the only senior and first to graduate of the Little Rock Nine, a group of nine Black students who in 1957 became the first to attend the previously all-white Central High School in Little Rock, Arkansas, an event that provoked protests and violence until President Eisenhower became involved and issued orders that the students be protected. Go »
K. Michelle
Kimberly Michelle Pate, who performs as K. Michelle, is an R&B singer who appeared on the TV series Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, Love & Hip Hop: New York, and Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood. In 2023, she announced her retirement from R&B in order to pursue a career in her first love, country music. Go »
Navessa Allen
Allen's novels include The Kings of Kearny, Snowed In, Caught Up, Lights Out, and Game On. The latter three reached #1 on the New York Times Best Seller List, and Game On was the current #1 when the goo was published. Go »
Hasan Piker
Hasan Piker, whose platform HasanAbi primarily covers news and politics, is a prominent Twitch streamer known for his leftist views, particularly concerning the Middle East. He previously hosted the news program The Young Turks. Go »
Frank Gifford
Gifford spent his entire pro football career playing for the New York Giants, from 1952-1964. He transitioned into color commentary, known best for covering Monday Night Football from 1971-1998. Gifford's third wife was TV presenter Kathie Lee Gifford, longtime co-host of Live! with Regis and Kathie Lee, who often told stories about him on the air. Go »
Virginia Lee Burton
Virginia Lee Burton was an American illustrator and children's book author. She wrote and illustrated seven children's books, including Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel (1939) and The Little House (1943), which won the Caldecott Medal. She had two sons and her main characters were all female. Go »
