Current Goos
Can you solve the goos below? You'll improve your score if you do. Good luck! For more information, see How to Play.
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Monday, January 26, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Monday, February 2
category: 
Crime
clue: Use your mega-memory to guess the name of this quack natural-cures author, and frequent convict for fraud, that "they" (presumably the FTC) don't want you to know about.
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Sunday, January 25, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Sunday, February 1
category: 
Philosophy
clue: If you believe that the private accumulation of vast Wealth is in a Nation's interest to avoid, then your Sentiment is that it's not Moral to follow blindly the free-market model of capitalism introduced to the world by this influential Scottish economist and philosopher.
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Saturday, January 24, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Saturday, January 31
category: 
Literature
clue: This teutholographer's debut novel was a remarkable success.
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Friday, January 23, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Friday, January 30
category: 
Movies
clue: This master filmmaker had better throw a pizza-and-punch party for his cast after another inherently hard 8 nights of shooting their next long single-take scene, or there will be phantoms on the next day's call sheet who have flown away like plucked magnolia petals.
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Thursday, January 22, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Thursday, January 29
category: 
Advertising
clue: It wouldn't be a jolt to discover that this self-identified nerd wasn't giving sound advice about eyewear, despite his medical degree.
intended difficulty: very hard
solved by: Russ Wilhelm
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Wednesday, January 21, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Wednesday, January 28
category: 
Sexuality
clue: Several family members went into the pornography business with him, but nobody has seen more butts than him.
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Tuesday, January 20, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Tuesday, January 27
category: 
Television
clue: This actress was not euphoric after spending 65 million years to take a possum trot. Who's the king?
intended difficulty: medium
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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Recent Goos
These goos were played a week ago.
Eddy Goldfarb
Goldfarb's famous toys include the Giant Bubble gun, the Battling Tops game, the Stompers toy truck line, the Shark Attack! game, Yakity Yak Talking Teeth, the KerPlunk game, and the Vac-u-Form. Go »
Aubrey Plaza
Plaza appeared in Safety Not Guaranteed, Parks and Recreation, The White Lotus, Legion, Agatha All Along, and Dirty Grandpa. She also played Wow Platinum in Megalopolis, whose director Francis Ford Coppola was accused of acting inappropriately with women on set. Go »
Aaron Copland
Copland's compositions include "Appalachian Spring" and "Fanfare for the Common Man." Go »
Jeane Dixon
Dixon was a professed psychic who predicted that a Democrat would win in 1960 and be assassinated or die in office, her most famous claim. She later changed her pre-election prediction to Nixon, the Republican candidate, and made numerous other incorrect predictions about Nixon, including that his presidency would survive the Watergate scandal. Go »
Scott Adams
Adams created the Dilbert comic strip and used the character to market a "Dilberito" food product. Go »
Antoni Porowski
Restaurateur Porowski was cast as the food and wine expert on the current edition of Queer Eye after once working for Ted Allen, the food and wine expert on the original Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Go »
TommyInnit
Thomas Simons, known by his handle TommyInnit, set world records in 2021 at the age of 17, for most followed Minecraft Twitch channel and most followers of a Minecraft Twitch livestream. Go »
