Current Goos

This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

publication date: Thursday, July 2, 2026 (part of July 2026) - the answer will be revealed on Thursday, July 9

category: Movies

clue: He wasn't a minister from New Jersey. He was Ice Cube's weekday father, Kid & Play's annoyed neighbor, Robert Townsend's fast-food boss, Eddie Murphy's vamping victim, and a very animated granddad.

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

publication date: Wednesday, July 1, 2026 (part of July 2026) - the answer will be revealed on Wednesday, July 8

category: Family

clue: She wasn't a judge from Virginia. She was an actress who married into a TV-perfect 1950s family, complete with Ricky Nelson as the best man.

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

publication date: Tuesday, June 30, 2026 (part of June 2026) - the answer will be revealed on Tuesday, July 7

category: Fashion

clue: She wasn't a millionaire from Maryland. She was a leading figure in the British fashion wave of the 1960s despite being in her early 20s, taking her Mod designs around the world and dressing celebrities for the next 50 years in her fashion.

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

publication date: Monday, June 29, 2026 (part of June 2026) - the answer will be revealed on Monday, July 6

category: Military

clue: He wasn't a doctor from Massachusetts. He was a Connecticut lawyer who took up arms as a revolutionary and later commander, finding more luck against royal redcoats than against river rapids.

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

publication date: Sunday, June 28, 2026 (part of June 2026) - the answer will be revealed on Sunday, July 5

category: Government

clue: He wasn't a planter from Virginia. He was a president whose career peaked before and after Cleveland.

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

publication date: Saturday, June 27, 2026 (part of June 2026) - the answer will be revealed on Saturday, July 4

category: Advertising

clue: She isn't a lawyer from Massachusetts. She's a music-industry professional known for quickly shutting down rumors and leaks concerning her #1 client, but before launching her own firm, she worked with artists such as the performer of "Head Like a Hole."

intended difficulty: very hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

publication date: Friday, June 26, 2026 (part of June 2026) - the answer will be revealed on Friday, July 3

category: Television

clue: He isn't a politician from Connecticut. He's a screen actor who tired of being a human turned werewolf, took photos of a Superman's return, and lured Tim Allen out 2 a jungle.

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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