The Girl on the Train | Thorough Movie Reviews | Funeratic

Evie Totty: “It sucked.”

My favorite novel from 2015 is now a film. And they did a horrible job of putting it on the screen. I didn't believe the lead was an alcoholic and they spent WAY too much time at the beginning of the film on setup. I didn't care about any of the characters.

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− December 30, 2016 • more by Evie • log in or register to reply

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