Bonsai Watermelons
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Scott Hardie | July 23, 2001
On the subject of Bonsai Kitty, I thought I'd introduce Bonsai Watermelons.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_1390000/1390088.stm>http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/asia-pacific/newsid_1390000/1390088.stm
Bonsai Kitty is a hoax, and the Bonsai Watermelons are apparently real. I think the next step in this trend is for some sick porn site out there (and there are gajillions of them) to fake Bonsai Breasts: They claim to have mounted glass boxes on the chests of paid adolescent girls, and their breasts came out in cube shape after a year. It would all be done with Photoshop, of course.
Weirdos.