Sarah Palin says that the press doesn't take her seriously, a near-fatal condition for a political candidate. It's true: No matter what she says, it will wind up twisted until it seems ridiculous. Go »
Will You Cook My Dinner for Me? My Parents Aren't Around and I'm Not Allowed to Turn on the Stove
It's a shame there are so many people out there like me, who love to eat but have no idea how to cook. I swear I am not making this up: Last week, I actually became aware that my grilled-cheese sandwiches were done when the smoke set off the building's fi Go »
Sweet vs. Funny
I can see only one movie today, and it's my last chance to see either. I'm torn between "Amelie," a sweet and well-reviewed French comedy, and "Monsters Inc.," Go »
The Internet is for Porn
Government study: Internet 1 percent porn. Did anybody else read this article and think, "Only one percent?!" Go »
Losing My Touch
Thanks to Russ for pointing out what others of you may have noticed: The goo game has its first repeat celebrity. One of the goos in Do-Over Week VII has already appeared in the game. Go »
Good weekend. I haven't had this much fun in a long time. Go »
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