Derek Sutcliffe | July 17, 2001
Family Sues Coke Over Son's Death



What the fuck is wrong with people now adays? Kid is thirsty, coke machine fucks him over on not giving him a pop...kid shakes machine (duh) machine falls and kill kid...GET OVER IT ITS THE KIDS FAULT i mean you wouldnt go kick a big mean dog if you werent expecting it to bite you in the ass now would you? and dont give me the bullshit excuse theres no warning label on the machine cause im sure as fuck they arent going to put a label on he dog..."Warning if you kick the dog...the dog will tear a chunk out of your ass"

Anna Gregoline | July 18, 2001
I just bust a gut reading this. Hilarious.

Scott Hardie | July 18, 2001
I only think it's hilarious if the judge throws the case out of the court, which should happen. :-)


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