Governor Schwarzenegger – four years now and that phrase still doesn't sound right – sparked controversy for suggesting that Latino immigrants to this country improve their academic performance by learning English the way he did, watching American television instead of Univision and Telemundo. Go »
I'm sure I'll have things to say about the show and my contest come Monday, but I want to start this topic early with something. Go »
Is a particular color of lamp worth $50? This is really trivial, but I could use a sanity check.
A while ago, I put on my wish list a matching pair of black lamps that I wanted. Go »
They Can Put a Man on the Moon, but They Can't...
Fill in the rest.
I wonder: They can send a man to the moon, but they can't make a toilet for home use that keeps itself from overflowing? Go »
Stupid White Man
I have the "Stupid White Men" 2003 calendar, based on the book by super-liberal Michael Moore. I'm so far disappointed by it, but I laughed so hard at the January 12th entry that I had to share it:
While watching a football game alone in the
White House, President George W. Go »
Computer programming is usually an exact science: The software does precisely what you tell it to do, and errors are your fault. Go »
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