Scott Hardie | October 9, 2001
The English professor was lecturing his class on the subject of double negatives. "In English, two negatives form a positive. But this is not always the case. In Russian, for instance, two negatives form a negative. However, there is no language on Earth in which two positives form a negative." (A voice in the back of the room muttered, "Yeah, right.")


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