Since the Illinois primary is tomorrow and most of the Democratic authors here live in that state, I ask you: How does it feel at long last to get your chance to choose your party's presidential candidate, three days after John Kerry gained enough delegat Go »
Temporarily posted at right is an image of a woman having sex with a barstool leg. I believe the picture is a fake, but the humor functions regardless. Go »
Die Another Day
I just saw "Die Another Day" and I've got to get some things off my chest. Consider this a big ol' spoiler warning (though many reviews I just read after seeing it give away virtually all the secrets; I don't need to go that far). Go »
On the subject of Bonsai Kitty, I thought I'd introduce Bonsai Watermelons. Bonsai Kitty is a hoax, and the Bonsai Watermelons are apparently real. Go »
The First Casualty in the War on Mice
Last night Kelly and I went grocery shopping, and one of her few purchases (she's broke) was a large cinnamon pastry that could serve as two meals or several snacks. Today I walked into the kitchen to find two mice inside the bag, eating the pastry. Go »
Back to School
You have enough money that you never need to work again. You've also been given a grant to go to a local university, to study anything you want. Go »
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