For those of you who liked the essay that I wrote two years ago about my father and brother, the companion piece, written this past spring, is finally online. It's a lot sunnier than the last one, with good reason. Go »
Larry the Mechanic
Kelly had to go to the ER tonight for an ear infection, so I waited in chairs for about thirty minutes. I avoided the locals when possible, and talked to them when necessary. Go »
Things are kind of messy right now. Kelly and I were supposed to return to Macomb on Sunday afternoon, but Kelly's car broke down (a leak in the power steering fluid supply meant that the car could barely turn) and so we don't return until tomorrow (Tuesd Go »
Post No Cones
Coming home from work, I found two pine cones in our closed mailbox, without explanation. The floor is open to speculation as to the reason. Go »
Tim Burton and the Chocolate Factory
This sort of thing often turns out to be rumor (I was thrilled until I learned Burton wasn't going to remake "X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes"), but it's interesting none the less: According to MSNBC, Tim Burton is in talks with Roald Dahl's estate to dire Go »
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