New Eating Disorder: French Fries and Plain Spaghetti
Even though 90% of what I eat these days comes out of a Lean Cuisine or Nutrisystem box, I still feel pity for adult picky eaters whose diets are limited to maybe a dozen plain items. Talk about indulging a childhood habit way too long into life. Go »
Fuck This Stupid Site
It seems this site is the Awful Link of the Day (link) over at SomethingAwful.com. I guess that explains why so many users signed up today with names like "Fuck You" and goo guesses of "Fuck This Stupid Site." Go »
Lick Al Sharpton's Ass
(paraphrased) Erik Bates: I love how they use trendy music for campaign themes Erik Bates: Kerry is playing "Right Now" Scott Hardie: eh Scott Hardie: i wish the gimmick campaigns played gimmick music... i'd love to heard wesley willis blaring from al sha Go »
I'm pleased to introduce Themed Concerts to Rock Block. These are silly matches built around a theme, affecting the cards that you play with and more. Go »
I just finished watching Cinemania, a documentary about five New Yorkers whose lives are dedicated to watching movies. Apparently they go to movies all day long, seven days a week. Go »
A German scientist is progressing through testing phases of the world's first anti-stupidity drug. Commence joking. Go »
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