All semester long I worked hard for a teacher who was very demanding. I skipped her class many times in the first few weeks, then she told me that if I skipped again, I'd fail, but otherwise I'd get a C. Go »
Here's announcing Rock Block's tournament for spring 2016, inspired by Bobby Day's classic oldie. Players will compete in a double-round-robin tournament, with each player facing each opponent twic Go »
Osama Bin Laden for President
On the subject of offensive titles: There's an online protest forming against "The Two Towers," the second film in the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, to be released this December. "The title is clearly meant to refer to the attacks on the World Trade Center Go »
The New Golden Streaker
I would have mentioned this earlier if I had noticed it before today: Amy has now passed Denise's streak of 59 consecutive correct guesses, once thought virtually impossible to surpass. As of today's Music goo (0530), Amy is up to 71 consecutive correct Go »
Social Promotion Redux
Disclaimer: I'm not a parent, so tell me to shove it if you are and disagree. Did anyone catch Newsweek's last cover story, The New First Grade? Go »
If anyone reading this is a "birther," then I sincerely apologize for the condescension to come. I try to be a fair person, but I'm just no longer willing to give birthers the benefit of the doubt. Go »
Since its debut on February 23, 1998, Celebrity Goo Game has published over 4000 goos and is about to crown its 75th champion.
For the game's 20th anniversary, we're recreating the 20 most influential goos that changed the game forever. Can you solve them the second time around? After you solve each goo, refresh the page to learn more about its place in game history.
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