I run down the darkened street, crossing through yards, taking shelter in garages with open doors, but still he finds me. No matter where I run and hide, Freddy Krueger keeps appearing with his claws, ready to slice me up. Go »
Welcome back to the revised oldschool Tragic Comedy! It has only been three months since the popular Greymatter version was deleted, but it seems like an eternity. Go »
Really Free Trade
Damn, it feels good to be a corporation: (link) Go »
Social Not Working
Is it bad manners to ignore an invitation without responding? Is it bad manners to cancel after you have accepted an invitation? Is it bad manners not to show up to something at all without canceling, after you have accepted an invitation? Go »
Stupid White Man
I have the "Stupid White Men" 2003 calendar, based on the book by super-liberal Michael Moore. I'm so far disappointed by it, but I laughed so hard at the January 12th entry that I had to share it: While watching a football game alone in the White H Go »
Parting with Partisanism
After twenty years of reading it daily, I have reached a point where I can no longer stomach The A.V. Club, the pop culture website. I have long enjoyed their humor and very good taste, and accepted that they would occasionally snark about something unhip Go »
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