Please forgive my morbid mood, but does anyone else wonder why it's newsworthy when someone new becomes the world's oldest living person? It's not like the death of the previous record-holder was unexpected. Go »
Suck a Bald Eagle's Ass
I suddenly got very angry while reading this Newsweek interview with a fugitive Taliban leader. When asked what he thought of treatment of Taliban and Al Qaeda prisoners at Guantanamo, he said, "We know they are not being treated well. Go »
Senses of Direction
Well, as they often seem to do, scientists have once again proven something we all knew already: Men navigate by a general sense of direction, while women navigate by following a specific route, and both methods are about equally effective. Still, this ar Go »
I guess that phrase is redundant, but I just thought of really evil spam. Many computer viruses out there spread themselves by emailing the source code to everyone in an infected user's address book. Go »
From what I can tell, Nochex.com is a legitimate online money-transfer service. Go »
The First Casualty in the War on Mice
Last night Kelly and I went grocery shopping, and one of her few purchases (she's broke) was a large cinnamon pastry that could serve as two meals or several snacks. Today I walked into the kitchen to find two mice inside the bag, eating the pastry. Go »
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