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Things are kind of messy right now. Kelly and I were supposed to return to Macomb on Sunday afternoon, but Kelly's car broke down (a leak in the power steering fluid supply meant that the car could barely turn) and so we don't return until tomorrow (Tuesd Go »Eventual One-Hit Wonders
At lunch today, after KISS's "Rock and Roll All Nite" came on the radio, we began to catalogue musical acts who scored numerous hits in their day but you only ever hear one song from any more. Put on the list Blue Oyster Cult with "Don't Fear the Reaper," Go »Happy Tenth, Goo Game
I can't believe it's been a decade. I didn't think the game would last until summer, let alone this long, with no signs of stopping. Go »Goo World Tour
We're off! This is our second "themed round" and will probably not be our last. Go »Supercentena-What-Now?
Please forgive my morbid mood, but does anyone else wonder why it's newsworthy when someone new becomes the world's oldest living person? It's not like the death of the previous record-holder was unexpected. Go »
Scott Hardie | December 14, 2001
Finally fed up enough to do something about it, I bought two Mouse Cubes at WalMart today for $1.47 each. They're plastic tubes with loose lids on the ends, that can be pushed open by a mouse to enter but then shut by gravity. Sure enough, within six hours of setting it in the kitchen, I had captured the mouse that I see there every day. He didn't even seem to notice me, he was so engrossed in eating his cracker and peanut butter. I thought about killing the little bastard, but he was a baby and I didn't have the heart to do it. Also, I am willing to use lethal traps when necessary, but it wasn't necessary to kill him, since I'd already captured him alive. I drove to the edge of town and dumped him, and watched him sprint for his meager little life across the frozen road. Hasta nunca, bastardo.