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Scott Hardie | December 13, 2002
"In Gaza City on Thursday, one of the clowns, squeezing an accordion, chased two shrieking Palestinian girls wearing headscarves down the street." Sheesh, I often joke that there are Onion articles lurking in news events, but this news article is the first one I've seen that practically fits into The Onion by itself.