I'm all for buying bottled water for sake of convenience, such as wanting it in a movie theater, but I hope nobody's buying it for water-purity reasons. Or at least, I hope they're not buying Dasani, which is ordinary tap water, according to the AFP. Go »
What's your favorite way to snack that combines two or more incongruous foods? Go »
Polly Want a Quarter
And I thought I was obsessive about collecting quarters. Go »
The Illusion of Entertainment
By now you're probably familiar with David Blaine's latest stunt, surviving for 44 days suspended in a glass box next to the Tower Bridge in London. I'm glad to read that crowds are being rough on him; he's an arrogant publicity hound and deserves to be t Go »
Spring Break, Day One
Left Macomb at 4:15. Kelly was getting off work in Galesburg at 5:30 and really wanted me to meet her boss, so I was happy to be leaving early for a change. Go »
In the Shadow of the Moon
There's a pretty big eclipse coming up. Do you plan to observe it? Do you plan to drive into the "totality" region if you aren't there already? Go »
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