I just wanted to thank you all for contributing to this weblog. There have been times where I've been the only contributor for long stretches, and times when only Derek or Matt or Jackie helped me. Go »
A woman in Colorado was trapped in her car as the engine accelerated to over 100 mph and took her on a 75-mile journey down the interstate. After 45 minutes, she finally got her cell phone working, and her friend alerted police, who used a truck to slow d Go »
Since I have just giddily rediscovered the best Chinese buffet in Tampa, I ask: What is on your ideal plate of Chinese food? Mine has a little bourbon chicken, a little Thailand chicken (this soft chicken they serve that melts into a delicious mush as so Go »
For the past three days, I've had the "Goodrich Quality Theaters" music in my head. You can hear it while you're waiting for the movie to start at the Willow Knolls theater in Peoria or the Randall 16 theater in Batavia. Go »
Contents Under Pressure
Help settle a debate: What's the better way to keep a two-liter bottle of soda – or pop or Coke, whatever you want to call it – from going flat, to squeeze out all the extra air and seal the cap or just to seal the cap? Go »
Alien Hand Syndrome
Add "alien hand syndrome" to the list of diseases that I wouldn't mind having for one day. If you haven't heard of it, it involves one hand, usually the left, literally moving on its own. Go »
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