Strunk & White's writing advice to omit needless words is a fertile idea for creative experiments, because of elegance in simplicity. The classic short story Knock by Fredric Brown has been said to contain the scariest story ever told in two sentences: Go »
The Ultimate Discussion
Over the years, TC has been host to exchanges both inspiring and invigorating, but occasionally the opinions have been so passionate that they threatened to break the forum apart for good. I've avoided a nagging question for a long time now because I fear Go »
Scott's Pet Peeve #2726
Whenever I look up a tipping guide online to see how much of a gratuity I should leave, it bugs me when the article explains the origin of the word "tips" as "to insure prompt service." Even if you don't know the actual origin of the word, this should see Go »
Gone to the Great Deep-Fryer in the Sky
McDonald's has discontinued the Ham, Egg & Cheese Bagel from their breakfast menu. In six months, I should be down several pant sizes. Go »
The Matrix RPG
This is bitchin'. When I agreed to develop and run an RPG based on The Matrix for some friends, I didn't think that it would turn out this well. Go »
For all of our seething, righteous contempt for George W. Bush – I had to remind myself I was in public to keep from spitting on his photo in a magazine yesterday, honest – us liberals don't walk the walk when it comes to demanding his impeachment. Go »
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