I had two dreams recently that I thought were worth sharing. Taken literally, they were horrible, but as I'll explain, both made me feel good. Go »
And I... Am... Outta Here
This is my last entry for a few days, since I'm going to unplug the computer in the morning to pack it up. Kelly and I hope to be done packing by tomorrow (Monday) night, but it seems to me that we'll probably take one more day than that. Go »
Kelly found a series of comic illustrations of film directors cooking meals. It's pretty fun. Let's take turns adding more directors to the list. Go »
Every time I see a Hummer stretch limousine, it reminds me of those black t-shirts with tuxedos printed on them. Go »
Odd Way for a Rescue
Today in a store entrance, I saw a crane game, the kind in which you put in a quarter then manipulate the crane to pick up a stuffed toy. On the side of the machine was a public-service flyer that said, "Please help save a missing child." Go »
Picky Eaters Club
After recently meeting a guy who only eats plain hamburgers, cheese pizza, and steak, Kelly and I have counted ourselves lucky that we are not picky eaters and do not have Go »
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