You have enough money that you never need to work again. You've also been given a grant to go to a local university, to study anything you want. Go »
On Real Names
Someone wanted to use my site, but did not want to use their full name. Today I talked to the person and worked it out. Go »
I want to do a quick poll here, and after a few days I'll explain why. With which of the following do you most agree: A) It is likely that Saddam Hussein was involved in the September 11th attacks. Go »
Luck of the Draw
It's time for another competitive event in Pirate Paradise! Luck of the Draw is pretty simple in concept: Random opponents, random pirates, random techniques, three chances to survive, last player remaining wins. Go »
No New Goo Today
I went to enter a new goo into the system at 11pm last night, but the site was down, and it was still down at 1:15am when I gave up and went to bed. I guess it's not too late to publish one this morning, but I'll just take a day off anyway. Go »
In the News
Three news items for you today... Well, actually, two of them are editorial pieces, and the third one is so slanted that it may as well be an editorial. Go »
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