This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in September 2026.

publication date: Thursday, September 10, 2026 (part of September 2026)

category: Music

clue: Lucy Lang through Qi sang poochy fang boujie slang. Sushi tang, douchi thang, scooch Yichang to Jieyang, Smoochy hang, hoochie bang, view she-wang, ooh gee dang.

explanation: Lil Pump is known for the hit single "Gucci Gang," with its earworm chorus, "Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang." more…

intended difficulty: very hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky

trivia: Scott heard the song twice in a row and began to wonder how many sentences matching the structure and rhyme of the chorus he could write.


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