Secretariat
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
This goo was worth a point in May 2026.
publication date: Sunday, May 3, 2026 (part of May 2026)
category: 
Sports
clue: Take notes: This champion wore three crowns in the seventies, and in his most famous win, he was thirty-one of himself ahead of the next finisher.
explanation: Secretariat won the American Triple Crown in 1973, including a finish at Belmont Stakes that was 31 lengths ahead of second place. more…
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky
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