Scott Hardie: “It sucked.”
This is a hilariously bad action/horror/comedy blend from the late 80s. Several lines are laugh-out-loud funny, due to the staggering lack of self-consciousness demonstrated. The special effects are fine, especially in one scene set in a butcher shop where the carved-up corpses become reanimated, but the story logic is broken and the dialogue is just painful. Thank goodness it has the mercy to be over in just 80 minutes.