Scott Hardie: “It sucked.”

Some bad movies are fun anyway, and I hoped from the pun in the title that this one might be at least a little bit entertaining. But that title, and the Santa hat on the shark's dorsal fin, are the cleverest things about it. Witless characters, bad acting, terrible puns, cheap effects, and weak attempts at scares all make this movie a drag to watch.

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