Since the Illinois primary is tomorrow and most of the Democratic authors here live in that state, I ask you: How does it feel at long last to get your chance to choose your party's presidential candidate, three days after John Kerry gained enough delegat Go »
This Week on "Scott"
So here's what I've been up to the past few days. None of it's interesting. Go »
How Do You Know?
This is for anyone who is engaged, married, or close to being engaged. How do you know when you are ready to make that big step? Go »
Who else besides me feels a stronger and stronger urge to smack the phone to the floor and stomp on it every time they hear that grating "chirp" tone when someone uses a "walkie talkie" cell phone in public? The walkie-talkie part is meant to be used when Go »
I had two dreams recently that I thought were worth sharing. Taken literally, they were horrible, but as I'll explain, both made me feel good. Go »
When the Fall 2017 season of Celebrity Goo Game begins on September 3, we'll have an entirely new scoring system to replace the pagoda and the lucky cats. Players will collect badges by accomplishing a variety of feats in the game, many of them easy bu Go »
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