Scott Hardie | March 1, 2002
It's 9:10. I've been up for an hour, and I'm drowsy and cranky. It's Friday, I have nothing to do on Fridays, and I went to bed at 3am last night. So why am I awake? Because Kelly played with my feet at 8am before leaving for work. Every fucking morning, Kelly wakes me up, sometimes by getting clothes or complaining about a cockroach, but most often by messing with me to get attention. This aggravates me because it usually results in me being awake all morning, then I take a nap which cuts my productivity, then I wake up with a headache, and I'm up even later the next night. Every fucking day, I ask her, please don't wake me up again, and she apologizes and says okay. But every fucking morning, she does it again. What the hell am I supposed to do?

K. R. | March 1, 2002
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Scott Hardie | March 1, 2002
I'm starting to think that you say "flau" and I say "fuck" in equal proportions in our speech, Casper. Thanks for the advice.

Matthew Preston | March 2, 2002
Start drinking. 4 parts 151 to one part cola and it's lights out for a while.

Kelly Lee | March 3, 2002
i see you for less than a couple of hours a day on weekdays. forgive me if i want to say hi to you before i leave for work. I SAID I WOULD STOP COULD YOU PLEASE NOT WRITE ABOUT THIS ON YOUR WEBSITE, unless you want me to bring up my beefs with you online as well.

Scott Hardie | March 3, 2002
Prior to this message going up, you said many times you would stop, but you didn't, which is what I'm really complaining about. After this message went up, you said it again, and I'm trusting you again.


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