Matthew wrote 507 comments in these 504 discussions: Pop-Under Ads, No Love for the GM, Hotmail Problems, show all »Pop-Under Ads, No Love for the GM, Hotmail Problems, Scott Pugely, Is That Resting in Peace?, Let It Snow?, Sweet Dreams, Metal Gear Solid 2 and Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear Solid 2 and Final Fantasy X, Ocean's Eleven, Sexy Dream, Ocean's Eleven, Poker Tournament of Tobacco, And It's a Fucking Salad Buffet, Too!, Modem Troubles, Murder Mystery Choo-Choo, Lord of the Rings, A Beautiful Mind, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X, New Old Star Trek, DCONN, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy X, Home, The First Casualty in the War on Mice, Sperm Spam, Arnold Schwarzenegger as He-Man, How High?, How High?, I Feel Like I Just Won the Mouse Lottery, Vroom, Movie Poll, Writing Class or Lit Class?, Atlantis or Anime?, American Family, One-Up, Still Want to Be an Author?, Descended from Apes Indeed, Outlaws Breaking the Law, Jennifer Connelly and Race, Jennifer Connelly and Race, Snow, Jennifer Connelly and Race, Jennifer Connelly and Race, Frgnrphfrngh, Sequel Titles, Family Guy, TV Themes Game, Final Fantasy Radio, Angel Eyes, Calling All Greymatter Users, Can You Find the Problem?, Kids Today, Oscar Blues, Resident Evil, Resident Evil, E.T., Telephones in TV and Movies, Spring Break, Day One, Can You Find the Problem?, Resident Evil, Spring Break, Day Two, E.T., Windows XP, Spring Break, Day Two, Resident Evil, Windows XP, Microsoft Becomes Sega, Microsoft Becomes Sega, Disney's New Movies, Puttin' on the Mitz, Andy Richter? 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Matthew wrote 63 replies to these 63 blog posts: TACO TOWN!!, Rolling Revisionism, HAIR!, Halloween Party 2006, Size Matters, Women suck!, Karaoke, 24-I-2006 or Holy crap! I'm stealing internet!, Not to Be Confused with Denise Sawicki, Mario in Hell, Doppelgänger, Doppelgänger, Doppelgänger, Fantastic, Give Me a Little Credit Here, Killer Home Decor (Literally), Thorough Movie Reviews Revisited, Speaking Of Tattoos..., Slip Slidin' Away, Our dog is smart, WLW: Here's What You Do, Ch Ch Ch Ch Changes..., WLW: The First 30, 24&25-III-2008 or It's probably too late to post..., Rowr, GooCon: Siesta Key, Feeling Lucky, retirement, 14-VII-2009 or Oh. Didn't I Mention That??, New Baby Upstairs, Oh SNAP! Gotta Love Those Lines (some chance of SPOILER), Bad Jobs, Steve's Supermarket Adventure (Cont'd), Pandora, Yay Snowshoes!, Weekend Grocery Shopping Equals..., Day 86, Day 86, Just In Time For Voting, Stuff you may not realize about me :), Scott's Pet Peeve #2519, Scott's Pet Peeve #2519, Gingerbread Office, Gingerbread Office, Love Letter and Goodbye, Catching Up With Star Trek TNG, The Proposal, R.I.P. Pat, Trial of the Century, Christmas 2016, Falling Snow, R.I.P. Nicole, Pass Me the Green, I Need Some Trees with My Tennessee, Sometimes Romance is Spontaneous, How Steve Proposed, Its Hard To Be The Only One Doing All The Work., And Then the Fight Started..., What's For Dinner?, Quantum Leap Reboot, So, How Much Has Been Spent Saving Matt Damon?, Things You Realize at the Top of a 40-Story Ferris Wheel, Chatt Story, and R.I.P. Katie.

Matthew participated in the 2015 Football and 2015 Hockey seasons of the Funeratic Fantasy League.