Great Moments in Autocorrect
Scott Hardie | September 26, 2021
"Flattery is like colon water, to be smelt not swallowed." –Josh Billings
Steve West | September 26, 2021
Wow, Karen! Come over here and smell my boyfriend's colon.
I need a new colon. This one's all dried up.
This smells like my Dad's colon.
Steve West | September 26, 2021
Most of these are winners of the "Funniest Sentence Taken Out of Context" trophy.
Steve West | September 26, 2021
Hey, is that Old Spice I smell? Yeah, it's my colon.
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Steve West | September 26, 2021
I misspelled "cologne" while texting Brenda and autocorrect helpfully changed it to "colon". Thankfully, I caught it before sending. But it made me think of those unfortunate souls who shared their thoughts about cologne and were autocorrect abused.
I love when I can smell his colon on my pillows even though he isn't here.
I walked past a man and smelled his colon.
I hugged grandpa and now I smell like his colon.