Scott Hardie | April 4, 2002
I think I read a science fiction story once where this invention began the process that led to A.I. taking over the earth.

Scott Hardie | April 4, 2002
Oh, and don't forget to use Shout! brand detergent.

Jackie Mason | April 5, 2002
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Matthew Preston | April 5, 2002

Janet Jackaruso.

Scott Hardie | April 5, 2002
Am I the only person who wants a machine that is both a washer and a dryer? You put in your clothes, and 90 minutes later they're clean. How hard to invent is that?

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