Scott Hardie | April 10, 2003
In Beijing, China, a man named Li sued his neighbor because the neighbor's mynah bird kept verbally abusing him. Li told the court that his neighbor had taught the bird to say, "Li is a bastard," and the bird had been repeating it for months. He even brought tapes of the squawking bird to court and demanded that the judge force his neighbor to apologize and pay a few hundred dollars for his emotional distress. As Li played the tapes, the crowd in the courtroom couldn't keep itself from laughing, and the judge had to order several people out of the room. Then the judge denied Li's case, saying the evidence wasn't strong enough.

[quoted from Paul Harris]

Jeff Flom | April 26, 2003
A person who represents himself has a fool for a client. Never try and understand a court of law.

Denise Sawicki | April 26, 2003
I'm going to teach Tweet to say "Jeff is a total bunny"


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