Steve West | February 13, 2011
I read an xkcd comic strip recently that defined frustration as this:


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Fortunately, our long male nightmare is over. The invention that every heterosexual man has been longing for since junior high is finally a reality: the clap-off bra. There is a demo video but the link I found was broken. I'll leave that particular viewing to those willing to hunt it down. I suspect that Scarlett Johansson could really ramp up the applause by wearing one of these (Scoop).

Jon Berry | February 13, 2011
I think she'd get a standing ovation wearing one of those.

Scott Hardie | February 13, 2011
Some men in the audience might decide it's better if they stay seated.

Steve West | February 13, 2011
In the immortal words of Jeff Spicoli, "Those guys are fags!"

Jon Berry | February 13, 2011
"I want you to know, my dear, that even though we are sitting down, we are giving you a *standing ovation"

Lori Lancaster | February 13, 2011
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Steve West | February 13, 2011
"Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York." - Excerpt from a Shakespeare interview regarding the clap-off bra.

Jon Berry | February 13, 2011
"That bra is totally awesome, like seriously guys, you gotta check this out." - Plato's Lost Dialogues.


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