Paris Hilton Parody

Derek Sutcliffe | February 20, 2004
ok for the weak hearted dont go here.

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/flix/parissextape.asp

i really hope that everyone else here finds this rather completly mortifying and disgusting lol nothing this

hairy man + wig + doll = me throwing up

lol have fun, oh for everyone who doesnt know me, im derek and i will have many of these fun lil pages n links for everyone to enjoy!

Anna Gregoline | February 20, 2004
I think it's funny that until "The Simple Life" came on television, I had never heard of Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie. I attribute this to not paying attention to any tabloids or Entertainment Tonight/Access Hollywood/E! Television, and not watching a lot of porn.

Kris Weberg | February 20, 2004
I attribute it to good taste.

Scott Hardie | February 20, 2004
Erik Bates requested her as a goo long before the sex tape or The Simple Life. I wish I had created the goo back then, so players could ask me who the hell she is, then I could sit back and watch her become a household name... Happened that way with Osama bin Laden and JK Rowling.

Anna Gregoline | February 20, 2004
I would have known JK Rawling back in the day! I was working at a children's library back then. Right now the goo is making me mad, because I know I'm so close to the answer, but the 3 possible people I can think of are either too old or too young.

Scott Hardie | February 20, 2004
And so you did.

You're on your own for the current goo, unfortunately. Good luck.

Lori Lancaster | February 20, 2004
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Anna Gregoline | February 20, 2004
I just can't believe that for once on the goo, I'm stumped, but I KNOW I'm so freaking CLOSE to the answer, but can't figure it out. Usually I have no clue, so it doesn't bother me. I got so frustrated this morning that I made myself stop thinking about it, but it's still bothering me. That's what I get for dating a geek back in the day.

Lori Lancaster | February 20, 2004
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Anna Gregoline | February 20, 2004
Yeah, but then I thought of two others, and one is way too old and one is way too young. It's frustrating.