Scott Hardie | December 24, 2002
Commercials where somebody gets a set of keys as a surprise Christmas gift, and after a second, they realize that their loved one has bought them a new Lexus. They have to advertise their sales somehow, I know, but the commercials might as well be saying, This is a wonderful feeling, and you'll never experience it as long as you live. Merry Christmas!

Matthew Preston | December 25, 2002
C'mon man, don't you know that love is only measured by the wealth of your gifts? Trips to romantic foreign cities where you present your significant other a baseball sized diamond is the only way to a lasting relationship.

Jackie Mason | December 25, 2002
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Jackie Mason | December 25, 2002
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Scott Hardie | December 25, 2002
Just a made-up number... But I tried to estimate it as accurately as I could. :-)


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