Write a Punchline
Steve West | May 6, 2009
..Spiderman walks right past the bartender, up the back wall, across the ceiling, downs his beer and walks out.
The bartender stares wide-eyed and asks, "What's up with that?"
Oompa-Loompa says, "Oh, don't be offended. He never says hello to anyone."
The bartender looks at Tinky Winky and says, "What'll he be havin'?
Oompa-Loompa says, "Anything with a mixer 'cause he doesn't like straight."
"And what about you?"
"Just give me anything, I'm kinda blue."
(Quite possibly the worst joke ever conceived but that's probably giving me too much credit)
Scott Hardie | May 16, 2009
... Bartender says, "What'll it be, Spidey?"
"All day long, I fought Electro. How about a Bud Light."
Bartender pours him a mug, then turns to Tinky Winky. "What're you drinkin'?"
"I spend my days entertaining small children! I need a non-alcoholic beer."
"You got it." Bartender gives him a bottle and glass, then turns to the Oompa-Loompa. "Lemme guess. Skittlebrau?"
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Scott Hardie | May 5, 2009
Spider-Man, Tinky Winky, and an Oompa-Loompa walk into a bar...