Dignity
by Scott Hardie on January 5, 2007

Headline: Bush wishes Hussein execution was 'more dignified'
Somewhere in an alternate universe: It's an election year, the Democratic candidate has just said exactly the same thing, and the Republican Party is ripping him a new asshole the size of Mars.
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Lori Lancaster | January 8, 2007
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Anna Gregoline | January 8, 2007
What's dignified about all the death penalties he authorized in Texas? Oh, right, he didn't watch those.