Toothiness, Or: More Bad Dental Humor
by Scott Hardie on March 30, 2007

You know what company makes my favorite commercials? Oral-B. (link) (link) The camera careens inside the "Oral-B Institute," where a legion of white-coated scientists look sternly at interactive hologram displays and lasers carve out futuristic technology inside reactor chambers. You people make fucking toothbrushes.
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