publication date: Saturday, February 7, 2015 (part of Winter 2015)

category: Sports

clue: This recently departed Cubbie was so cheerful, he would have taken one look at this goo and said, "Let's play two!"

difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, LaVonne Lemler, Chris Lemler, Justin Woods, Matthew Preston, Richard Slominsky, and Joanna Woods


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