John Williams
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
This goo was worth a point in July 2026.
publication date: Friday, July 10, 2026 (part of July 2026)
category: 
Music
clue: He isn't a university founder from North Carolina. He's one of the most beloved film composers of all time, having written iconic themes for Darth Vader, Indiana Jones, Harry Potter, E.T., Superman, Kevin McCallister, Jaws, and countless more.
intended difficulty: very easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Richard Slominsky, and Erik Bates
trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father John Williams.
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