You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!
America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
publication date: Sunday, June 21, 2026 - the answer will be revealed on Sunday, June 28
category: 
Disasters
clue: He wasn't a statesman from Massachusetts. He was the commander of a star-crossed lunar trip, who told Houston about a famous problem.
intended difficulty: very easy
solved by: Richard Slominsky
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