Patrick Morrisey
This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.
This goo was worth a point in June 2026.
publication date: Tuesday, June 23, 2026 (part of June 2026)
category: 
Government
clue: He isn't a statesman from New York. He's an attorney with a long history of fighting the EPA, and now the top elected official in West Virginia.
explanation: Morrisey was the attorney general of West Virginia long before 2025, when he was elected to become Governor Morrisey. more…
intended difficulty: easy
solved by: Russ Wilhelm and Richard Slominsky
trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father Gouverneur Morris.
You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.Similar Goos
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