This celebrity goo was created by Scott Hardie.

This goo was worth a point in July 2026.

publication date: Wednesday, July 8, 2026 (part of July 2026)

category: Military

clue: He wasn't a statesman from Virginia. He was an admiral who preferred the classroom to the war room, though I heard some submarine crews were not fond of him.

explanation: Several times, Leigh was pulled away from his job teaching mathematics at the U.S. Naval Academy to serve in a war. His work in World War I involved tests of listening devices that proved for the first time that submarines could be detected acoustically, which changed the course of warfare. He eventually reached the rank of admiral. more…

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm

trivia: This goo was inspired by founding father Richard Henry Lee.

You're Not My Real Founding Fathers!: America loves its Founding Fathers, and the nation's 250th anniversary makes for a fine opportunity to celebrate them. But wait—who are these imitators? These are actors, and musicians, and authors, and athletes! Their John Hancocks are very similar, but these aren't the real Founding Fathers! Starting apropos on Father's Day, here are a whopping fifty goos to challenge your knowledge of patriotic trivia. Can you identify these fifty fake signatories to a Declaration of Independence that never was? With luck, you\ll hold these goos to be self-evident.

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