How well do you know famous actors, musicians, athletes, newsmakers, and other celebrities? In Celebrity Goo Game, a distorted photograph of a famous person (a "goo") is published daily, along with a few hints. Guess correctly and you'll enter the monthly competition, where each winner earns a gift-card prize.


Today's Goo

Crime, September 7

Crime

This notorious CEO served twelve years in prison for conspiring to commit fraud. Said to have adored Richard Dawkins's book The Selfish Gene, perhaps he should have been more like his brother and gone into weather forecasting.

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Other Current Goos

Literature

This queer junkie was a cut-up at parties, known for taking his lunch in the nude. Go »

Dance

Dance like a spider. Sting like a vinegaroon. Go »

Music

She didn't love the ghetto, so she got in touch with herself (and L and C) and made her getaway. Go »

Cuisine

Her landmark San Francisco restaurant brought the cuisine of Northern China (and the name of its language) to American diners, and its DNA lives on in the chain P.F. Chang's. Go »

Humanitarianism

Facebook is powered by ones and zeroes, and it was exposed by one whistleblower with zero fucks left to give. Go »

Science

This stutter studier proved that there are monsters scarier than the ones under the bed. Go »

We have a winner!

The August 2026 round is over, and the winner is...