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This goo is worth a point in September 2025.

publication date: Saturday, September 6, 2025 (part of September 2025) - the answer will be revealed on Saturday, September 13

category: Literature

clue: This horrifically successful author predicted that long after he's dead, the character that he'll most be remembered for will be a Clown that lives in a sewer. Who's the king?

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

The Literary Circus: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Gather 'round for the biggest show in the literary world! These seven goos of celebrated authors, each one inspired by a common circus performer, is the biggest thing under the big top. Grab some peanuts and prepare to be dazzled by their writing! And keep your eyes peeled: One of these is the lucky 7000th celebrity goo.

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This goo is worth a point in September 2025.

publication date: Friday, September 5, 2025 (part of September 2025) - the answer will be revealed on Friday, September 12

category: Literature

clue: His legendary trilogy of novels about a Ringmaster, and the fellowship charged with its destruction, introduced the world to a new kind of fantasy.

intended difficulty: very easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, and Richard Slominsky

pending guesses: Samir Mehta

The Literary Circus: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Gather 'round for the biggest show in the literary world! These seven goos of celebrated authors, each one inspired by a common circus performer, is the biggest thing under the big top. Grab some peanuts and prepare to be dazzled by their writing! And keep your eyes peeled: One of these is the lucky 7000th celebrity goo.

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This goo is worth a point in September 2025.

publication date: Thursday, September 4, 2025 (part of September 2025) - the answer will be revealed on Thursday, September 11

category: Science

clue: She didn't hear about Iran issuing a fatwa on Salman Rushdie, or Rain Man winning Best Picture, or Lucille Ball dying? What, was she living in a cave?

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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This goo is worth a point in September 2025.

publication date: Wednesday, September 3, 2025 (part of September 2025) - the answer will be revealed on Wednesday, September 10

category: Business

clue: From its humble start in Australia, she built her eponymous company into a weight-management empire whose hundreds of centers spanned North America in the 1980s and 1990s.

intended difficulty: easy

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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This goo is worth a point in September 2025.

publication date: Tuesday, September 2, 2025 (part of September 2025) - the answer will be revealed on Tuesday, September 9

category: Stunts

clue: This basketball fan brought her balancing act to both American and British televised talent competitions, but she's a native of China, just like the furry forest animal that inspired her performing name.

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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This goo is worth a point in September 2025.

publication date: Monday, September 1, 2025 (part of September 2025) - the answer will be revealed on Monday, September 8

category: Crime

clue: This formative friend of pre-Apple Steves had a freaking great reputation for navigating complex telecom systems so deftly that it was like he ate phone networks for breakfast.

intended difficulty: hard

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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This goo is worth a point in August 2025.

publication date: Sunday, August 31, 2025 (part of August 2025) - the answer will be revealed on Sunday, September 7

category: Journalism

clue: This chronicler of the WWII troop experience was neither private like his TV namesake, nor a goober like that man's cousin.

intended difficulty: medium

solved by: Russ Wilhelm, Steve West, Samir Mehta, and Richard Slominsky

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