Pronouns: he/him/his
Nicknames: Nothing polite enough to share.
Birthdate: 1978-11-05
Current Home: The Big NYC
Schools: -
Job: Bird Trainer
Interests: My kids.
Favorite Books: Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, and J. R. R. Tolkien.
Favorite Movies: White Men Can't Jump, The Passion, Any sappy Disney movie (those always choke me up).
I love my kids, can't stand their mother, and am very happy living alone training birds.
"I have the power!"
-He Man
Today in Funeratic History
July 1, 1999: Two of Scott's loves, Chinese food and photos of his friends, come together in a new page called simply Fortune Cookies. Read more...
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